Mail Call
by Kadi
Rated: PG
Note: In the tradition of
J/C Padd fic....
Disclaimer: The following email segments are 100% ficticious, and are in no way
to be construed as "real".
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From: Mulgrew, K.
To: Beltran, R.
Sent: 11/16/2001 3:29
Subj: Can I kill him?
Have you seen the script changes? What is he, sadistic or just stupid? He had
better hope to hell he's not on set tomorrow, I don't think I'll be able to
refrain from rearranging his parts. He's argued every time we've tried to go
this route, now at the last minute he's turning my Kathryn into a slut.
::Sigh:: I'm cranky now, want to come cheer me up?
-K
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"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
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From: Beltran, R. (personal punching bag)
To: Mulgrew, K. (always cranky)
Sent: 11/16/2001 3:35
Subj: Re: Can I kill Him?
Yes, I've seen it. I actually thought it was kind of funny. I'm getting more
than 3 minutes of screen time, it works for me.
And I'm not sure if it's safe to be anywhere near you at the moment. Besides,
what would your husband think?
R.
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"I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won."
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From: Mulgrew, K. (lonely)
To: Beltran, R. (better get his ass over here)
Sent: 11/16/2002 3:39
Subj: Re: Can I kill Him?
What husband?
Oh! Him! Almost forgot... Like I know, he's not here.
What are you waiting for?
-K
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"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
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From: Beltran, R. (smarter than his character)
To: Mulgrew, K. (deal with it)
Sent: 11/16/2001 3:42
Subj: How stupid do you think I am?
Just because I play an dumb ox, doesn't mean that I am one.
R.
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"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak."
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From: Mulgrew, K. (pouting)
To: Beltran, R. (meanie)
Sent: 11/16/2001 3:47
Subj: You just want to hear me beg...
Which, you're not going to. Have it your way. Oh, and I took out that
little blue number you liked so much too.
-K
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"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
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From: Beltran, R. (Determined)
To: Mulgrew, K. (spoiled)
Sent: 11/16/2001 3:52
Subj: But it's sexy when you beg...
I actually prefer you out of the blue number.
R.
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"I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won."
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From: Mulgrew, K.
To: Beltran, R.
Sent: 11/16/2001 3:56
Subj: Who said I was wearing it?
Who said I was wearing anything? I love it when I have the house to myself...
-K
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From: Beltran, R. (must be insane)
To: Mulgrew, K. (wanton sex fiend)
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:02
Subj: Re: Who Said I was wearing it?
Well if I come over to cheer *you* up, what exactly is in it for me?
R.
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From: Mulgrew, K. (Wanton Sex Goddess)
To: Beltran, R. (Undeserving Slave)
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:07
Subj: (No Subject)
Are you sure you're not Chakotay? You're starting to sound awfully dim.
What's in it for you, if you cheer *me* up?
Who said I was the only one that was going to be getting up?
-K
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
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From: Beltran, R. (Only slightly Insulted)
To: Mulgrew, K. (Queen Bitch)
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:10
Subj: Re: [No Subject]
That's what you said the last time.
R.
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"I love my job. That's why I'm carrying a gun."
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From: Mulgrew, K. (Damned Straight!)
To: Beltran, R. (I'll kiss it make it better...)
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:14
Subj: How Could I know?
You're the one that forgot to lock your trailor door.
-K.
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Impotence:
"Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
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From: Beltran, R. (Promise?)
To: Mulgrew, K. (Like you'd let me forget...)
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:20
Subj: Trailor Doors
Sorry, my hands were full.
R.
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"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you."
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From: Mulgrew, K. (Getting Impatient)
To: Beltran, R. (Latino Sex God)
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:23
Subj: Re: Trailor Doors
Well I would have warned you, but my mouth was full.
So are you coming or not?
-K
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Space for Rent
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From: Beltran, R.
To: Mulgrew, K.
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:26
Subj: Re: Trailor Doors
Not yet...
R.
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"I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won."
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From: Mulgrew, K.
To: Beltran, R.
Sent: 11/16/2001 4:30
Subj: Re: Trailor Doors
I knew you'd see things my way.
See you in 30?
-K
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
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From: Beltran, R.
To: Mulgrew, K.
Sent: 11/16/2001
Subj: Re: Trailor Doors
20.
R.
--
"God created
woman to give man something to do."
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Fin~ (for now *eg)